Zero Assembly Required Woodworker T-Shirt - Anti-Flat Pack Gift

A funny woodworking gift for the carpenter, craftsman, or DIY woodworker in your life — this soft unisex graphic tee puts shop humor front and center.
Real furniture does not come in a box.
Heavily distressed grunge cream typography on black — ZERO / ASSEMBLY / REQUIRED. For the woodworker who builds complete pieces from scratch and has never once needed an Allen key to put their furniture together.
Perfect for:
• Woodworkers who build heirloom pieces that arrive complete
• A gift for the craftsman who has strong opinions about flat pack furniture
• Father's Day, birthday, or Christmas for the builder who does it right
• Anyone who delivers furniture built, not boxed
Product details:
• Unisex sizing — runs true to size (see size chart image)
• Soft ring-spun cotton blend
• Machine washable — wash inside out in cold water
• Printed in the USA via Printify fulfillment
Sizes available: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Have a question about sizing, color options, or want a custom tweak? Send us a message — happy to help.
Made to order. Ships within 3-5 business days.